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we spent the first half of our writing session discussing parallel structure and refining his thesis for his final paper, but we spent the second half talking about the Loki fandom
every boy looks better in a bowtie
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we spent the first half of our writing session discussing parallel structure and refining his thesis for his final paper, but we spent the second half talking about the Loki fandom
i’ve been meaning to make breakfast since like 8 this morning
Architect’s Eye by Sergey Tchoban and Sergey Kuznetsov
This reflective eye sculpture in Milan’s Cortile d’Onore of the Ca’ Granda emulates an actual human eye, its gaze shifting to take in its surroundings. It’s so lifelike, the pupil even dilates and contracts to further convince you that you’re staring into the Eye of Sauron.
(via: internimagazine)
This is absolutely terrifying. It also really needs to be on the top of a creepy tower.

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i got to get drunkish with my old marching band teacher recently
just so everyone knows our old teachers remember the class of 2008 for being part of the generation that said “skeet skeet skeet”
Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock, An Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock
You’re assuming that I don’t eat the carton as well. Nice try, Ben & Jerry’s.
christ i neED THIS FUCK
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actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
ew. What if the hole is not as wide as the penis? You just shove that baby on there? Just that image… of a donut on a penis….
Time and horchata heal all wounds.
Fuck.
that’s tits