That H&R block double check saved me a cool 1400 yesterday
You need to get on that H&R block hype with me

lilpthebasedpoque:

3wheels:

It took me a while to figure out what was wrong

GET IT??? THE JOKE IS CIS PEOPLE!! GET IT? DO YOU GET IT !! NO ONE WHO HAS A BEARD COULD EVER HAVE A BABY!! LOL!! I LOVE IT! RATE TWEET SUBSCRIBE AND FUCK MY ASS FOR MORE FUCKING SHIT GARBAGE JOKES LIKE THIS ONE! :^)

it might be time to take a walk outside and get some fresh air

theremina:

thebullmonkey:

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

Can’t….bre…athe…..omg……I’d only ever seen a gif of the girl in braids and blue. This entire thing is the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

…and the endlessness that yooouu feeeel

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the sexiest thing about being a library technical assistant?"
"Hmmm… I don’t know. But we did find a collection of 1960’s X-rated magazines in the microfilm department."

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 


Me and Nina finding out we’re into the same teen lit series again

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

Me and Nina finding out we’re into the same teen lit series again

(via robertblahhhd)

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

(via readinglist32)

getyourspoons:

"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero
getyourspoons:

"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero

getyourspoons:

"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero

(via lilpthebasedpoque)

klainey-days:

Wow, The Wiggles sure have changed since I was a kid…

(via gowns)

Whoever lives next to me is fuckin SLAPPING the William Tell Overture
Like, hardcore.

Thanks, Target!

Feelin foxy, feelin like I need to wash those towels and straighten my septum ring

Feelin foxy, feelin like I need to wash those towels and straighten my septum ring